This guy is certainly washing his dirty laundry in public. From craigslist Chicago:
To the cute guy who lives in my building: we pulled our laundry out at the same time. I was deep in thought when you said "hi," otherwise I would've tried to strike up a conversation with you. Email me if you want to chat - you just live a couple apartments below me. :-)
Missed Connections Addict
A HOMAGE TO THE WONDERFUL, OCCASIONALLY WEIRD BUT ALWAYS POIGNANT WORLD OF CRAIGSLIST'S MISSED CONNECTIONS
Monday, 23 May 2011
Friday, 20 May 2011
Dear officer, you were the best part of my jury duty! - w4m - 26 (Moultrie Courthouse, DC)
This juror has certainly reached a verdict. From craigslist Washington:
At around 12:30 on Thursday you walked into a courtroom near where jurors were pooling. As a potential juror, I was sitting, waiting, and reading. I saw you walk up and suddenly had something to look at. We made extended eye contact and I'd love to meet up for coffee.
I was wearing a bright pink sweater and had horrible posture (it's normally better, I promise). You were tall, dark, and handsome with short hair-- super attractive and exactly my type. I think you were a police officer, but you weren't wearing the uniform I'm used to.
Describe the shirt you were wearing so I know that it's you.
At around 12:30 on Thursday you walked into a courtroom near where jurors were pooling. As a potential juror, I was sitting, waiting, and reading. I saw you walk up and suddenly had something to look at. We made extended eye contact and I'd love to meet up for coffee.
I was wearing a bright pink sweater and had horrible posture (it's normally better, I promise). You were tall, dark, and handsome with short hair-- super attractive and exactly my type. I think you were a police officer, but you weren't wearing the uniform I'm used to.
Describe the shirt you were wearing so I know that it's you.
Tuesday, 17 May 2011
To the guy next to me at Priscilla.. - m4m - 29 (Midtown West)
This could actually be part of the plot of Priscilla: Queen of the Desert. From craigslist New York:
To the guy next to me at Priscilla.. You were a wonderful seat mate despite the fact that:
- I was with my parents
- The women in front of us refused to shower
- We only got to talk a small amount during intermission
I hope to keep in touch. Us airline boys can go anywhere. I'd love to buy you a drink on the West Coast. RY
To the guy next to me at Priscilla.. You were a wonderful seat mate despite the fact that:
- I was with my parents
- The women in front of us refused to shower
- We only got to talk a small amount during intermission
I hope to keep in touch. Us airline boys can go anywhere. I'd love to buy you a drink on the West Coast. RY
Saturday, 14 May 2011
Before getting off the subway, you started singing. I liked that - m4w - 29
A deep thinker in pink who sings on the subway. Wow. From craigslist Washington:
We stood next to each other on the metro. You were gorgeous, wearing pink and looked like a deep thinker. You put headphones in before I had a chance to strike up a conversation. Before getting off the subway at L’Enfant, you started singing. I liked that. Want to have a picnic?
We stood next to each other on the metro. You were gorgeous, wearing pink and looked like a deep thinker. You put headphones in before I had a chance to strike up a conversation. Before getting off the subway at L’Enfant, you started singing. I liked that. Want to have a picnic?
Tuesday, 10 May 2011
Saw u in St Charles Church 8am Mass, Then in Stop and Shop this 2pm? - m4w (Si)
Love thy neighbor, indeed. Some church goers definitely don't have their minds on higher things. Take this from craigslist New York:
I saw you in church this morning 8am mass. I think you were with your mother.
you were a cutie. Then i saw u in stop and shop. it was funny. Let's talk.
And here's another church encounter from craigslist San Francisco:
St. Matthew's Sat Evenings - m4m (San Mateo)
We see each other once a month or so at St. Matthew's in San Mateo. I take my elderly mother to church when I am in town. You help out each week. Interested?
I saw you in church this morning 8am mass. I think you were with your mother.
you were a cutie. Then i saw u in stop and shop. it was funny. Let's talk.
And here's another church encounter from craigslist San Francisco:
St. Matthew's Sat Evenings - m4m (San Mateo)
We see each other once a month or so at St. Matthew's in San Mateo. I take my elderly mother to church when I am in town. You help out each week. Interested?
Friday, 6 May 2011
You are no longer my wife - m4w (rohnert pk / cotati)
Now that's a romantic way to get divorced, Maybe they'll spot each other on the tram in a few years time and start all over again. From craigslist San Francisco:
D,
As of today, we are no longer married. I know it's for the best, but I will always love you. I know we both regret the way things turned out. I doubt you will ever see this, and that is okay. I am moving on with my life, as you are. Take care, I hope you have an amazing life, I hope you are truly happy. You will always be my missed connection.
Love, WB
D,
As of today, we are no longer married. I know it's for the best, but I will always love you. I know we both regret the way things turned out. I doubt you will ever see this, and that is okay. I am moving on with my life, as you are. Take care, I hope you have an amazing life, I hope you are truly happy. You will always be my missed connection.
Love, WB
Thursday, 5 May 2011
Oh, Prince Harry! - w4m - 20 (Detroit)
Wills might be taken but there's hope for Harry on craigslist Detroit:
My dear Prince Harry....... come to the states and sweep me off my feet! How I long for the lifestyle of a Princess, but instead I live in this Hell-hole! Give me the life and wedding of my dreams and in turn I will give you complete and utter love, pleasure, and happiness. You will not regret it! I will give you beautiful children and I will remain a beautiful wife for you forever. Love always, your Princess.
My dear Prince Harry....... come to the states and sweep me off my feet! How I long for the lifestyle of a Princess, but instead I live in this Hell-hole! Give me the life and wedding of my dreams and in turn I will give you complete and utter love, pleasure, and happiness. You will not regret it! I will give you beautiful children and I will remain a beautiful wife for you forever. Love always, your Princess.
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