To the mustachioed man on the bike I almost ran over - w4m - 23 (7-11 on Guadalupe)

Running over the man you lust after can put a spoke in any potential relationship. From craigslist Austin:

I am so incredibly sorry. A bunch of my friends were in the car with me and we had just commented about how cool you were bookin' it on your bike with that awesome curlie-cued mustache, and there I went spacing out and forgetting to put on my turn signal or even look to see if anyone was coming. I'm usually very respectful of bicyclists on the road and I felt just awful about almost mowing you down with my 1500-lb death machine. For what it's worth that slide you did to avoid being hit was pretty sick. Keep on being cool and I promise that will never happen again on my part!

Good Lord! Will u dig my ditch? - w4m - 41 (Pompano)

Digging in the dirt can be a mighty turn-on.  From craigslist Austin:

I have never seen you at this place before, but I see you there all the time now. You are outside digging in dirt by a generator or AC unit...AND LOOKIN SO DAMN FINE! You wear a mask and a tank top ( I think ur bald as well...) If you are single...PLEASE LET ME TOUCH THAT SILKY BLACK BODY OF YOURS...YOU ARE TOO DAMNED FINE BOY!!
If you are single and read craigslist, tell me what place your working at.

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I Saran Wrapped Your Car Last Night - John I'm Pregnant - m4w - 100 (richmond / seacliff)

As cryptic messages go this is one of the best. From craigslist San Francisco:

I saran wrapped your car last night. 
John, I'm pregnant

Athena goddess of heroic endeavours - Sat - m4w - 28 SOMA / south beach)

Athena makes an appearance in earthly form on craigslist San Francisco:

Of all the places and situations I had to meet you this was one of the last I would have picked. Why couldn't have just stayed as a pretty woman that caught my eye and not turned into a smart, funny, interesting object of my affection and desire. I can't tell you how surprised and pleased I was by the conversation we had and how the setting made it all the more entertaining to be talking about things that seemed lofty and intellectual in that environment. As unlikely as it is, if you happen to read this I think there might be something here between us and I'd like the opportunity to see what that might be. If it makes a difference I can fully accept you being in that place and doing what you want to do, but I can't go visit you there again, as much as the boyish and impulsive part of me wants to.

Banking on love

Is there anything more romantic than a sheet of plate glass between a bank teller and her/his customer?  First we find this from a bank customer on craigslist Washington:

Ok how many deposits do i have to make ?? - m4w - 39 (TD manassas)
My favorite bank teller with the little Black Nissan- starbucks or lunch ??? lmk which one
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And then this from a teller on craigslist San Diego.

you come in and make deposits - m4w - 30 (encinitas)
You are a tall blonde that comes into my branch and
do the deposits for your company. I just have to tell you that
I think you are gorgeous! If you see this tell me what bank and send a pic!
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You were schmering my bagel - w4w - 44 (Berkeley)

Rarely can a cream bagel have seemed more suggestive… From craigslist San Francisco:

You served me at Noah's the other day. The way you glanced at me as you spread that cream cheese on my bagel made my mind wander. I ordered Poppyseed, but baby you made me want an Everything. Your hair is blonde and have skin as smooth and off-white as manila folders. Hopefully I caught your eyeballs when I gave you an extra glance on my way out. Don't worry I'll be back though, if not for the bagels, at least for the cream. Thanks for heatin' up my toaster.

"Catch Me If You Can" and I didn't... - m4m - 28 (Midtown)

Is our theatrical poster making a bit of a drama over this Missed Connection? From craigslist New York:

Thursday night at the preview performance of catch me if you can...the minute I walked into the theatre I saw you and I could not take my eyes off of you. Luck would have it you were sitting in the row in front of me, I know you kept catching me staring at you and I apologize, that was totally ungentlemanly of me...at intermission you asked to sit in the empty seats next to me (i was so taken back by you i totally lost my swagger and lost any cool that I normally have) I sat the entire second act planning what I was going to say to you after the show but you left the minute curtain call finished...now im left making a cl missed connection hoping to catch u like hanratty looking for frank (ouch lol that was lame sorry)
You were wearing a red tshirt, diamond studs in your ear, super short light hair, and a small shopping bag from things i'm assuming you bought earlier...I hope to find you and get to chat with you, I hate myself for not taking the opportunity to talk to you at intermission when my friend went to the bathroom...and now I can't get you out of my head
If by some twist of fate you or someone you know sees this...tell me where your shopping bag was from or some way of letting me know its you...I enjoyed very much enjoying that show with you tonight.