You slapped my ass at Pentagon Gallery last night (on 4/16). - m4w - 26

Impatient ass slapping at the Gallery can really inspire a man. From craigslist Chicago:


If you're the short-haired brunette who, on April 16, did just that to a guy, and who then said "sorry, I just need you to move," please respond. We really need to go out for lunch, sometime.