Tuesday 5 April 2011

You were schmering my bagel - w4w - 44 (Berkeley)

Rarely can a cream bagel have seemed more suggestive… From craigslist San Francisco:

You served me at Noah's the other day. The way you glanced at me as you spread that cream cheese on my bagel made my mind wander. I ordered Poppyseed, but baby you made me want an Everything. Your hair is blonde and have skin as smooth and off-white as manila folders. Hopefully I caught your eyeballs when I gave you an extra glance on my way out. Don't worry I'll be back though, if not for the bagels, at least for the cream. Thanks for heatin' up my toaster.

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